A-OK MICRODOSE MONKEY TEE

Straight from the labs of an unnamed AI startup run out of a SoMa basement comes the Microdose Monkey—your favorite R&D consultant turned consciousness-expanding fashion icon. Draped in a fitted A-OK cap, donning blackout shades, and puffing on what is definitely for research purposes only, this simian’s on a mission to debug reality one synapse at a time.

Whether he’s tuning transformer weights or tuning out investor calls, he’s doing it with chill precision and a side of synthetic enlightenment.

• Premium cotton: optimized for peak cognition and couch sessions

• Classic fit with extra room for inflated egos or inflated valuations

• Features the A-OK mascot microdosing his way through the latent space

• Iconic red-and-black colorway—equal parts caution tape and venture-backed swagger

• Printed with high-fidelity ink, low-fidelity memory of training data